Monthly Archives: February 2014

The Daniel Laird Song

Daniel Laird was a man I knew in the Marine Corps. We used to sing this song to the tune of Daniel Boone. I changed the original lyrics since I wrote them before I was a Christian. I actually wrote … Continue reading

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Git-R-Done Underwear

Written by Ken Sayers (started 12-15-2007) G Well I used to be a brief wearing man C But they always seemed to be kind of bland G I tried boxers bikinis and thongs D But everything seemed to fit me … Continue reading

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Truck Eatin’ Bridges

Now we’ve all heard the stories of old How the bridges used to be guarded by trolls. Well, we don’t worry about trolls around here; The bridges, however, are something to fear. You may not believe this, but I swear … Continue reading

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Bugger in My Nose

I have a booger in my nose It’s long and green like a water hose It’s not something you can see But it sure does make it hard to breathe I could pick it; I could flick it But I … Continue reading

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Bubber Man

It happened one night a few years back When my wife kept waking up with gas. So off to the hospital we went away My wife’s gas became our son the very next day. We had not decided on a … Continue reading

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